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Post by Dave Dawson on Jul 27, 2009 19:38:42 GMT -5
THE MISADVENTURES OF DAVE DAWSON Use this to leave comments on his blogs[img] one 100x100 icon[/img][size=0]fullnameinlowercase[/size] [size=0][font=tahoma]month.day.year-hour.minute.am/pm[/font][/size] [size=0] [blockquote][blockquote]"comment goes here please."[/blockquote] [/blockquote] [right]-Firstname/Nickname[/right][/size]
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Post by Dave Dawson on Jul 27, 2009 20:15:54 GMT -5
i took the initiative in creating the Internet[/font] July.27.2009-8.42.pm[/color]
[/i]. Just like it's doughnut, and not donut. Silly ignorant Americans- We don't even use the metric system.. it's highly illogical. Now don't I feel like Doctor Spock? Live long and prosper! Erugh, geek moment. Whatever. What was the point of this again? Oh, right- expressing myself or whatever. Yeah.. I decided to make this online, 'cause Ash tends to eat my notebooks. Also, when it's on paper, I'd have to get one of those stupid little eighteen dollar, leather-bound thingers in Barnes & Nobel that have 'Journal' embellished upon it. Or even worse; a ~*DIARY*~. With a kitten leering on the front. Then I'd have to do one of those gay little 'this belongs to _____' forwards in the beginning, telling people not to read it, and what-have-you. Too much work. Besides, what if my appropriately devilish younger brother decides to use said diary against me! What then? Will he spill my sacred love poems of a Mr. Right to my next-door-neighbor crush?! Eegads! I think I need a tissue! And yes, that was me being sarcastic. I don't think it translates very well via internet. Damn. Perhaps I should use a different font for my sarcasm.. No, nobody is going to read this anyway, so what's the point? And if they do, well.. goshdamn, you people are creepy. Gosh? Did I really just say type that? Here; lets add in another one: JINKIES!Man, that felt good. I'm on a roll with these well-placed references, don't you think? Well anyways.. I need to go visit Ash. Later, losers (xoxox? How do you finish these things?) -[/color] Dave[/font] [/ul][/font][/size]
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